{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-hole-thing-bass-drum-port-insert","title":"The Hole Thing Founders Edition (First 100 Only): Bass Drum Porting Insert: Change Your Kick Sound in Seconds","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFounder's Edition. First 100 orders only. SHIPPING OCTOBER 1, 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONLY 35 LEFT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou are looking at the very first run of The Hole Thing, \u003cstrong\u003eMADE FOR EVANS AND REMO HEADS WITH 5\" PORTS. \u003c\/strong\u003eThe first 100 orders lock in the founder's price of $29.95 (regular $39.95) and ship with three free extras in the box:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e-Hole Thing Fidget Clicker. Only 100 will ever exist, one per founder's order, and never made again.\u003cbr\u003e-STICK IT clip-on drumstick holder. Lightweight and compact, it clips right to your kit.\u003cbr\u003e-A Hole Thing sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhen the first 100 are gone, so is this price and the bonus gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e the first bass drum accessory that reshapes your kick tone right through your existing port, in seconds. No head swap. No tools. No committing to one sound for the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Hole Thing is a small precision-made insert that drops into your port and reshapes the sound, open and resonant or tight and punchy, in the time it takes to flip the top of a coffee can. No screws. No permanent modification. No commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade in two versions, one for Evans front heads and one for Remo. Choose yours above. Either one fits any drum WITH A 5\" PORT. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOne head. Every sound.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"For EVANS HEAD WITH 5\" PORT","offer_id":52029712367937,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"For REMO HEAD WITH 5\" PORT","offer_id":52029712400705,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/8719\/6225\/files\/THTProduct.heic?v=1788491269"}],"url":"https:\/\/theholething.net\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Hole Thing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}